Last June, when the SCOTUS legalized same-sex marriage, I had to show up on the internets to gloat and to say, “Suck it, Scalia.” Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Antonin Scalia went to his reward on February 13, 2016, so I figured I had probably written my last blog that no one but relatives … Continue reading Out of retirement or just tired
Dear Mr. Trump, No matter what you or any of your mindless zombies say you meant, this week, you suggested that people should shoot Hillary Clinton when she kicks your ass in November. It wasn’t a joke. It wasn’t a metaphor. It wasn’t hyperbole to illustrate the differences between you and HC on gun policy. … Continue reading Whoa, Boy!
From the November 2, 2006 Stars and Stripes in an article by Leo Shane, III: “WASHINGTON — When Marine Sgt. Jeffrey Combs’ Humvee hit a roadside bomb in Iraq, he kept himself calm as he dragged his corpsman to safety, tightened a tourniquet around his own shattered arm and directed his unit to safety. When … Continue reading Holy Crap, Donald!
Dear Republican National Committee: First, I was wrong about blood flowing in the streets of Cleveland this past week. There is more violence at an 8-year-old’s birthday party than there was in Cleveland during the convention. I owe you an apology. It’s just that your nominee is such a bat-shit crazy dictator wannabe that I … Continue reading Dear RNC – Bite My Ass
I used to go to the Carbon Hill Methodist Church. It was the kind of church where last week’s attendance and offering were up on a sign at the front of the church. If there were more than 20 people on any given Sunday, it would have been in all the papers. I had this … Continue reading Devilmon GO
If bad police officers kill good civilians and bad civilians kill good police officers in retaliation, how in the Jumping, Living Christ are we going to get ourselves out of this one? Every time a nut with a gun kills people, the NRA and the “I have a big gun because my penis is so … Continue reading Target Practice
I've been called an elite. That's pretty ridiculous seeing as how an elite is supposed to think they are better than others. “You went to college, so you think you are better than everybody else.” That's bullshit. I had my water turned off this Monday. It's back on, now, but I've had my water, electric, … Continue reading BS, I Love You
Before I get started this week: I woke up this morning to learn that the UK voted to get out of the EU. It makes me sad. I feel like there is an Arch Duke somewhere whose days are numbered. I feel like the League of Nations just fell apart. Call me paranoid, but history … Continue reading Summer Blockbuster